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jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 
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Startled by mom’s sneeze. [vid]
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  • 4pm: i'll do my homework at 4:30
  • 5pm: i'll do my homework at 5:30
  • 6pm: i'll do my homework at 7:00
  • 7pm: i'll do my homework at 7:30
  • 8pm: i'll do my homework at 9:00
  • 9pm: i'll do my homework at 9:30
  • 2am: well
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Facts !!
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    My mom is a racist. When she watches the news she’s able to tell by the way the victim was hurt if the suspect was black or white.

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    Example

    Fox News: A man was stabbed nearly to death in a park 6:30 Sunday morning.  

    My Mom: I bet a white man did it. Black people don’t even get up that early. We don’t even kill on Sundays. That’s the lord’s day. 

    DEAD

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